snarffler

A person who loves to eat ass but prefers it dirty.

Wow you”d have to be a snarffler to wanna eat that ass!

by Malicost November 12, 2020

Snarflu

noun: a seahorse that has a unicorn horn and utters (that give out dancing juice)

adj: happy

Bob, look at that snarflu swimming over there!

I'm feeling rather snarflu today, Bertha.

by vajinga April 21, 2011

snarf

A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013

snarf snarf

A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.

Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...

by Tara the G July 3, 2005

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

snarfle

noun -- a nasal sound made while eating and breathing at the same time; a sound made while consuming edibles; a disturbing, aural display of food consumption

i.e. Dude, that snarfle you just made sounded fucking sick. Don't snarfle like that anymore, dude. - snar·fl·er; snar·fl·ee

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005

snarfin'

Eating as if there is no tommorrow; almost to the point of inhaling your food.

Quit snarfin' down your food like a maniac!

by Daniel Kimbril October 8, 2006