Snail

When you pre cum in your undies leaving a snail slime like mess

'OMG he's so hot he made me snail'

by Benbo swaggings June 11, 2016

snail

something that is not just cool, but increadably cool.

Man this flash class is so snail.

I know this definition is also snail.

by Mike Geddes September 9, 2003

Snail

baby who eats veggies and will crawl all over you and give you little snail kisses
They will be your bff no matter what
They just vibing
SPEED

Snail: *vibing*
Me: oh my god what a beautiful snail *pat pat*

by Billy the Alien May 5, 2020

Snail

Affectionate term for one's significant other. Particularly when said person is characteristically slow at doing things.
Term usually used by Fluff

"Come on snail, it's bed time."
Snail and fluff are the perfect match.

by 🐌♥️🐻 November 13, 2019

snail it

To "snail it" is to drive your car really slowly, like a snail, through the stop sign intersection, without ever actually stopping the car. It can also just be called "snailing".

"That stop sign on 25th comes up so fast off of Western, I can never *actually* stop at that thing! So I just usually snail it, and I'm fine."

"Yeah man, I snail it way too much. Finally got pulled over for it the other day."

by baerro March 22, 2010

SNAIL!!

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..

Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....

by babooncunt July 22, 2010

Snailing

Snailing is the act of Jizzing/Cumming on a girls face, Then afterwards turning your balls over your penis to give the impression of a snail, Then proceed to plant it on her face and rub the jizz around in a snail fashion.

Guy 1: Bro i totally snailed your mom last night.

Guy 2: Fuck you she's not the Snailing type

by AnAngryGerbal May 27, 2011