Smush

To quit on a team and sulk. Taken from NBA basketball player and ex-Laker Smush Parker.

We're busting our asses trying to meet this deadline and Gary isn't doing shit. He's totally Smushing right now. I'm going to go fuck his wife and then laugh at him. We will ask him to never join us again once this is over.

by The Mayne October 29, 2007

smushing snake

Slushing your Weiner against a window

Butters, stop smushing snake

by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016

Smush Kabob

When numerous people pile on top of one another (in a plank formation) while engaging in sexual activity.

Luke and Mitch smush kabobed for 4 hours straight

by abckickit August 17, 2011

busch smush

What happens when you drink a lot of Busch, what ensues the next morning.. Usually results in a violent session of excessive messy, wet, brown, violent, sloppy, pooping.

I just busch smushed in my tub

by HaNk VERbeeK January 20, 2007

self-smush

self-smush refers to the act of having sex with one's self, aka masturbating. From the Jersey Shore phrase, to smush meaning to have sex.

Steve was having a tough time scoring with the ladies, so he decided to stay in on Friday, curl up with some lube and tissues, and self-smush the night away.

by Charles IV October 2, 2010

Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.

(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.

by Red Van August 6, 2010

smush room

A room specifically set aside for having sex, usually as part of a reality TV show set and equipped with infrared cameras.

"On Jersey Shore, Ronnie and Sammi got back together again."

"Seriously?"

"Yep - they showed scenes from the smush room and everything."

by wistemp August 23, 2011