smullet

a person who tends to smell badly frequently and fashions their hair in the style of a mullet

"SMULLET! Get some deo!"

by ashelyn September 21, 2007

smult

Smult = a whore,slut,tramp,and etc. Its similar to saying slut. for example : some people say sexy while others might say smexy. its the same, just different spellings!

That smult just took my boyfriend.
x
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wow, she's such a whore.

by ZombiexMuffin December 2, 2007

Smulched

Act of trolling someone in a subtle way that they don't know if you are dumb or trolling them

Also:

A very very very very very very very very very very very very bad joke

Bob: U.S. Won the olympics
Smulch: No Canada did
Bob: Canada sucks at sports, except hockey.....
Smulch: Canada is good at sports.
Bob: No they suck

YOU JUST GOT SMULCHED

by Rokoz June 23, 2010

Smultsey

First used on an episode of the The Simpsons. Used to describe an overly lovey emotional state. Its like having a period and watching chick flicks. Its the ending to every family movie and family oriented sit com. Its fucking disgusting.

"What a smultsey ending." This would be declared as the family resolves all their issues in a comedic way. Like Sara had her first period, but the show ends with some cheesy routine joke to take ur mind off the drama. Just watch any ending to Everybody Loves Reymond and you'll understand.

by tomcoll80 October 4, 2011

Smulligan

The act of having sex a second time after either poor performance during or lack of memory of the first encounter. A sexual "do-over."

"Wow. I swear that never happens to me. Smulligan?"

-or-

*YAWN "Oh .. hello ... who are you? We did what? I see. I don't remember that, can I have a smulligan?"

by Mopedkiller December 27, 2011

smultchy

Excessive and/or inordinate verbal affection bestowed on someone inappropriately - almost patronizing; IE: your eyes are more beautiful than life itself and gazing into the is more precious than diamonds - making bystanders within hearing distance physically sick.

He's a nice guy and is crazy about her - but not smultchy at all. The guy's a real womanizer, and smultchy to boot.

by unclecoy June 8, 2017

smulder

Smulder, that’s a not very georgeous girl. But Smulder has got a great brain and good at math. But she is very stupid when ot comes to having a life.

Wow.. Smulder is not doing pretty with searching a life.

by Unicorngirll January 9, 2018