smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008

smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

smoothie

an extra large amount of cum in your mouth

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie

by stom December 27, 2014

Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.

John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?

by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015

Smoothie

A nice blowjob with absolutely no teeth.

"Sally gave me the best smoothie last night."

by Slangninjaninjaninja November 14, 2016

Smoothie

A smoothie is a lack of a sexual reproduction organ, resulting in an completely smooth patch of skin between your legs

Male 1:So, lat night I was masturbating in the shower last nigh-
Male 2:How can a smoothie haver masturbate?

by Handsomdemo January 8, 2017

Smoothie

Spencer.

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.

by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017