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You can never win against a smiling man

A stance one takes in an argument to smile, remain calm, collected and to focus on the argument's topic at hand without referring to falling back on snide remarks or insults of the opposing side.
During an argument, you sit back with a smile, keeping your cool and staying confident, picking your words carefully, even admitting defeat at certain points if the other is right.

Most of the time, the opposition will be backed into a corner after being at a loss for words for you being completely correct and unless they are a competitive person who refuses to admit defeat or that they are wrong (which most people are), then they will resort to other means of winning the argument, in which case they have lost regardless.
by Sek March 29, 2005
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smiling bitch

A rude, nasty, verbally aggressive person (usually a woman but not always) who makes snide comments through a fake, neocortex smile.
Normal Person: I talked to someone at the baggage claim who said that they would have my bag ready within four hours.

Smiling Bitch: Oh. Well, I guess that they must have been wrong.

Normal Personal: Why are you smiling?

Smiling bitch: Because I'm not just a bitch, hon, I'm a smiling bitch.
by AYYFRON January 27, 2011
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spilling spaghetti

Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward
it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining

Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions

I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is

why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere
by DaireenM November 26, 2022
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one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen
look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!
by Dozle February 18, 2007
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Smellin' yourself

Slang for being conceited, full of yourself, or to not be as good as you think you mite be.
Common usage:

"Man, that group in the studio last nite was smellin-themselves, they thought they shit was hot or somethin'."

"Them A**-Holes was smellin' themselves hard, couldn't get over it, like they smell was captivating' or some shit."

"Watch it now, don't be smellin' yourself now while you out there, your smelf mite be irreconcilable, take over ya."

**Any application of the phrase close to this usage is appropriate.**
by Javier Consuelo February 9, 2013
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Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.
1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.
by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018
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Shillin

Putting someone on or promoting their stock picks for their own benefit.
Yo! Hommie is shillin his stocks again.

I be shillin $AMC all day.
by KingOfTibet September 15, 2022
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