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Smacktard

Someone who incessently spawn kills you or kills their own team mate, generated by being a total idiot who will get their behind pwned, probably by a 1337 russian gamer called Mikhal.
Example from Tribes 2.

Zobby the nob: I will kill everyone, I am the best!!
Zobby the nob: *constantly kills everyone, even own team mates with a spinfusor as soon as they spawn*
Zobby the nob: I own you all!!
Mikhal: You're a smacktard, you will die....
Mikhal: *pulls out the basic blaster and shoots down Zobby the nob with a few simple shots effortlessly*
Server: Zobby the nob screwed the pooch.
Zobby the nob: No way you cheated!!
Mikhal: Shut up you annoying smacktard, you're outta here.
Server: Zobby the nob was banned by admin Mikhal.
by ShadesZero a.k.a Scorpian April 3, 2004
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Smacktard

A dumbass that needs to get slapped that many people hate.
Crusadertube: You fucking muzzie

Moh77: STFU SMACKTARDS
^^pwned
by 1437 October 31, 2007
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Smacktard

It didn't originate in online gaming as has been suggested, and has actually been around since the mid 1990's.
Smacktard defines a drug dealer selling drugs or, as some forms are known, smack, that also happens to be a retard.

Smacktard

It has recently been embraced by the world of podcasting after being introduced to 'Punky Radio by Kaje.
You are a smacktard.
You are all smacktards.
Sam is a smacktard.
by James Reilloc April 9, 2006
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Smacktard

Someone who was 'Smacked Too Hard' when they were born.

This has dented their brain which makes them do stupid things in computer games such as deliberately crash planes and kill their own team mates.

In real life they also do stupid things.
Poor lad was smacked t'ard at birth and can't think straight
by Frunobulax July 5, 2003
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SmackTard

Why do you watch MASH you SmackTard?!
by KILLKEV March 10, 2005
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Smacktard

1. A word used by nerds that is totally meaningless to people who have a social life.

2. Disparaging term used by lonely nerds with zero friends and very poor English skills during the process of crying and shedding thousands of tears because they lost in a video game to someone who is their polar opposite.
Nerd - "UR A GAY SMACKTARD IMA SMACK U IN UR MOUTH BITCH 'COS UR GAY".

Casual gamer - "Please translate that last sentence; I don't speak nerd talk".

Nerd - "OMG UR SO GAY, I FUKD UR MOM"

Casual gamer - "Go outside kid"

Nerd - "OMG UR GAY U ONLY WUN 'COS MY TEAMMATES SUCKD"

Casual gamer - "you had 1 kill and 11 deaths"

Nerd - "WHATEVER, GG GRINGOS"
by Hermann Goering June 24, 2006
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Smacktard

1. An idiot, online or offline. The kind of person with such high hopes for the future you wouldn't be suprised seeing them smacking a retard on the street one day.
2. Someone who actually goes around smacking retards.
The smacktard team shot me in the head spamming the phrase "I pwned j00!!!111"

Three smacktards were arrested for assault.
by Me July 6, 2003
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