Snooping

The act of asking to see one's cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they're not doing it.

Guy 1: Hey can I play a game on your phone?
Guy 2: Sure, but I dont want to catch you snooping
Guy 1: Okay
(After reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
Guy 2: What did I tell you about snooping?

by Kliedorf June 11, 2009

Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

stoopin

Used most often to describe a group of homies sitting on the front porch observing the crack deals.

First and most often used in Portsmouth, VA.

Look at dem foos over dere, dey be stoopin for half the day!

by bluntedboy April 25, 2004

Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.

Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.

by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011

Sloppin’ Ham

Sucking dick. Blowing on the ham bone.

Your mom is so good at sloppin’ ham.

Rachel loves sloppin’ ham.

I’m gonna pick up a hooker tonight for a little sloppin’ ham. Hope she’s toothless from meth use. Love the gum action.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018

Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)

The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!

by grbjdealer July 24, 2019

Browser Snooping

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history in order to find traces of pornography.

Mother: Have you watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have to go browser snooping to find out!

by BingGoogle January 5, 2011