shofty

a really big nasty and sometimes hairy shit

Derrick:Dude i gotta go take a shofty be back in 20 minutes
Peter:aight have a good one,remember to use febreeze

by fishsticks10101 January 14, 2009

SoftyDuck

SoftyDuck is a Pro Duck. This is is very magical. This duck is good at video games. This duck runs faster then you. This duck sleeps longer then you.

SoftyDuck is pro.

by Softy Duck March 2, 2022

stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

sloft

Major retard that has some issues with cutting people.

<sloft> pwned
<sloft> i wish i had a penis.... :*(

by anonymous October 22, 2003

Slooty Pants

A person who is slooty. They often go around doing slooty things in slooty ways.

Man, that Brian kid is such a slooty pants. He really sloots it up over the summer

by an-annonymous-non-slooty May 22, 2011

Slorfty

When saying sorry is just not enough. Also a formal form of sorry.

QUEEN OF ENGLAND: "Sir, you have just shat on my dog. Of course you know that this means WAR."

YOU: "I'm quite slorfty, Elizabeth."

QUEEN: "Oh, then everything is pardoned!"

by Maximus the freaking great October 25, 2006

Sloft off

a gathering of smaller materials, due to moisture, or scraping. Usually pertaining to the fine cheese between your balls after streneous activity.

I was going to go to my girlfriends house for a blow job, but I know I have loads of sloft off dead skin cells.

by Preston November 17, 2004