slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

Slizzard Nasty

When you are so drunk that you do nasty shit like taking people's abandoned drinks at the bar.

I knew I was slizzard nasty when I woke up next to a 60-year-old man

by Satanspetiguans June 4, 2019

get slizzard

getting drunk and/or high that you can hardly stand

Tonight I'm 'bout to get slizzard

by sosohood_nigga December 1, 2007

get slizzard

being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.

I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.

by impeach46 November 15, 2010

Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010

soccer mom slizzard

Slizzard as in the song "like a G6"... soccer mom slizzard is when your at a party with 30+ year old woman or MILFS and they are all getting drunk as fuck, and crawling all over the younger men. Everyone has experienced women doing this. If you can think of a time you have never been with woman getting soccer mom slizzard you are a liar.

Yo man, Cindy's mom was so soccer mom slizzard when I banged her.

I was at a party with all these milfs and they were soccer mom slizzard.

That chick is soccer mom slizzard.

by HolyDiver2500 August 27, 2013

Shizzard

Like a blizzard, but instead of snow falling from the sky, massive amounts of Shit comes raining down on you.

I walked outside and there was 5 inches of shit on the ground from the Shizzard

by Ellbobby February 21, 2011