dutch bag slapper

This is a rare phenomenon, which can happen when a turd is so solid it stands up straight, only to collapse, hit the balls and destroy everything in it's path.

As a fellow Dutchman I can say that these toilets are notoriously known for causing so called 'dutch bag-slappers"
dutch bag slapper

by bag slapper April 2, 2023

Israeli Nasal Slapper

When your best friend is passed out, and you get his girl friend to do a bridge over top of him with her ass above his head. You then plough her over top of your best friend with your sagging nutsack slapping his nose.

drew: "yo look, brandon passed out on the kitchen floor"
riley: "key, let's get sarah and give him an israeli nasal slapper!"

by amaral11 December 31, 2010

slappingly

When things go as well as your thighs slapping a girl's ass cheeks.

Dinner went slappingly so I went home and fucked that bitch

by Freddi3 August 1, 2010

slappermcdoodle

When something tastes so good, it's phenomenal. Usually accompanied by an expression of amazement.

Hannah: How do you like your cauliflower wings?
Eli: These are slappermcdoodle!!

by snowmanolaf23 April 14, 2020

Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007

Snickers slapper

Someone who enjoys the act of punching or slapping a male in the nuts just for fun

wow that really hurt that guy is a true snickers slapper.

by JayFonz August 25, 2009

Slapping the Sloth

Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.

Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes

Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.

Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...

Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.

by Tra Trone January 6, 2013