poser skater

a poser skater is someone who pretands to be a skater. they are usually people that go to skateparks all the time but just sit on the benches with their board trying to look cool. they usually dress and act like the stereotype but when it comes to actually getting on the board they have no clue what they are doing. you can usually tell if someones a poser skater if they say they can do a boardslide and they bottom of their deck isnt even scratched. it actually doesnt matter if you suck or if you just started but when you say you can do things that you have never tried before because they look "easy" then your a poser. it also doesnt really matter if you wear skate brand tees if you actually like the style just dont wear them if you think it makes you look cool.

skater: dude, you are such a f*cken poser skater
poser: omg no im not!!!!!111 ive lyk sk8ed lyk all my life, i kno lyk all the kewl tricks and stuff dude!!!11
skater: oh yeah do you know the difference between a frontside 50-50 and a backside 50-50?
poser: pssh lyk totally
skater: then do a frontside 50-50
poser: lyk okaaay!!!11

(poser goes over to a legde, but since they dont know how to even do an ollie, they jump of the board onto the legde and since they are too "Kewl" to use a helmet, they bash their head into the cement and get knocked unconcious)

skater: thats what you get you f*ucken poser

by ooshigoshi August 4, 2006

skater boy

A teenage boy who skates. Their favorite shoes to wear are white vans and their shoe size is usually larger than size 10. They end up buying multiple pairs of shoes because their shoes reek and they never take good care of them, but they take excellent care of their skateboard.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen that skater boy in our class?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.

by doughbrough November 21, 2020

later skater

Much like "peace out" but sounds better and is used generally between "skater boys".

"See ya bro."
"Later skater."

by Annalogy January 16, 2008

Skater Gnome

A very comical message poster, found on the general forums of eq.crgaming.com
On the above website, he has his own section, under Popular Areas, dedicated to his posts.

His posts mainly deal with the trials and tribulations of being a level 5 monk in the online world of Everquest.

His habits include skating, eating ice cream, and annoying his brother Mike (usually unintentionally).

Skater Gnome is the rulest!!11!

by IAMSODOT March 17, 2004

skater

Normally skaters are fine. It's when you get these elite skater assholes who call everyone a poser and make fun of beginners. That is where skaters get a bad reputation as punk and assholes.

Beginner: Hi! Can you guys show me how to do that?
"Elite" asshole: NO YOU POSER, FUCKIN' POSER, POSER ASS BITCH, IF YOU WEREN'T A GAY FAG POSER FAG ASS, THEN YOU'D BE A BIGGEST POSER IN POSER-VILLE!

by iwannabeanalcoholic January 19, 2005

Skatabula

a. the act of being cheap , a polite racial slang word.

b. when someone is beaing ignorant

example 1

"yo wtf that skatabula only gave me 1.42$ on a 90.00$ check, that bula!!!! ( see bula )

by billy b good August 5, 2010

Jesus Skater

The skater in every park who is always there and always stoned, knows all the kids for miles around and can do all the tricks you want to. Normally they are quite freindly.

Lizard King could be called a jesus skater i guess.

by teenage ghost rider December 23, 2009