scrumping

Scrumping means stealing you clowns.

'Me and me mates, we used to go scrumping for cars'

by Michelle McManus May 12, 2004

Scrumping

an alternative term for the act of jelqing, a Middle Eastern penis enlargement technique. Though originating in the Middle East, scrumping has become extremely popular amongst males throughout the world. The method is intended to enlarge the penis by exercising the smooth muscle and other tissues in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. Scrumping is alternatively referred to as "penis milking", "dong stroking", and "rod rubbing".

Man 1 at urinal: "Jesus Christ man what'd you do to your dong?! It looks like you're smuggling a python!"

Man 2 at urinal: "Sup. It's pretty big, huh? It used to be a tuna can, exact dimensions. But after months of dedicated scrumping, I've managed to produce this piece of penile perfection.

by J-Rym June 14, 2010

Scrumping

Furiously Masturbating during or after consuming a large amount of cheese puffs and not cleansing your hands of the cheese powder

I was Scrumping the other night and now my dick is stained orange!

by The_Sunken1 March 13, 2014

scrumping

An african american type of dancing involving moving every part of your body simultaneously and continuously for several minutes.

"Dude he was scrumping last night at the club."

by kingballscupmaster May 22, 2009

scrumping

the act of getting it on!

there's nothing like a good scrumping in the morning!

by Burb October 13, 2004

Skrimping

The act between a male and female or two males. when the the male climaxes you use a straw to extract the semen from the penis hole.

-Bass Jackson

Hey do you want to go see if Eric can go skrimping later

by Bass Jackson April 14, 2019

scrumping

The act of sucking and humping with in the same setting. A slang word that is less offensive then fucking.

Me and my hoe were scrumping so hard that we popped the water bed.

by PUZ January 25, 2004