Granny Shifter

USA: A person who changes gears in a car slowly
Ireland: A person who french kisses grandmothers

US Citizen: Man that person is such a granny shifter when he drives
Irishman: Why is he kissing grannies and driving?

by SMCLG September 22, 2022

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Skitterplumed

Ejaculation.

I Skitterplumed in my pants.

by Jooyah Skywalker. July 8, 2009

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A very ugly lady.A term that stems from the Amsterdam red light district .Anyone who has ever browsed the shop windows will notice a marked difference in quality depending on the time of day that the young lady is working .

Was it you I saw leaving the party with that day-shifter?
What is your major malfunction ?

by Bob the Balleen January 17, 2008

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sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010

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Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

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