earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

stuttering text

The same text message you send more than once one right after the other, usually by accident.

You just sent me the same text about going to eat. Quit sending me your stuttering text.

by all day 3 September 19, 2009

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.

Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.

by Kettering Student May 25, 2006

smuttering

When walking around muttering something smutty and rude under your breath.

John : "I'd smash her back doors in given half a chance...."
Pete : "What's that dude?"
John : "Nothing, just smuttering to myself."

by peejay1977 April 25, 2014

Skitteling

The act of assorting and staggering multiple variables in an apparent random manner, with the intent of measuring the impact of each variable independently. The Etymology comes from the color-coding of a large multi-variant media plan at a large drugstore chain that looked like skittles scattered across a spreadsheet once completed.

Beth's playlist was perfect at her shed party, because she spent time skitteling the tunes to determine what was most popular.

by TwirlGirl2017 December 9, 2017

Stuttering Tom

When 12 guys fuck one guy so hard that the spaces in his sentences disappear resulting in what sounds like stuttering.

Andy must have got a stuttering Tom last night because I can’t understand a word he says.

by Jbrooksie711 October 12, 2023

stuttering

stammering or repeating one word once or twice when you're nervous about something or someone

damn that girls beauty got me stuttering while speaking to Jim this morning

by tboyjones March 4, 2011