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Sissors

a dump stupid idiot that cant spell the simplest fucking word, scissors.
p1: So I heard Bob spells scissors like sissors! What a dumbass!
p2: Hahaha!
by Gerrets October 18, 2020
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Scissor Lift

1. A back arching, hip lifting, mutual orgasm of two females scissoring. The point of climax is so intense that the contractions lift and raise each of the partners vaginas, locked in scissor, several inches up and off the bed or floor as they explode in ecstasy from this highly erotic, sexual act.

2. A construction or maintenance work platform. A type of platform that is motorized and moves up and down vertically using folding supports in a criss-cross or X pattern.
1. Fran and Sandy came home from the bar and quickly removed each other's clothes and engaged in some hot, wet scissor action. After rubbing each other to sloppy wet fervor, they screamed and both arched up off the bed in a climactic Scissor Lift.

2. Carl used a Scissor Lift to reach the burned out light bulbs located on the balcony of the second floor.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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simson

Simson the funny guy who has the ability to make anyone laugh and feel appreciated. Your brother/sisters friend that you have a crush on.
That’s a good one Simson!

Hi Simson
by Petit rabit April 3, 2018
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siason

sans. aka lil bitch thats going to coral reef. known for resembling ricegum as people said.
no one:

siason: swag!
by jeremy converse May 23, 2019
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SISOSDB

Is a swedish acronym for: Skjut in stolen och ställ dig bakom.

It is used in school at the end of lesson and basically means stand behind your chair and SHUT UP!!!
Student: can we go home?

Teacher: SISOSDB!

Student: *RUNS FASTER THEN FLASH*
by GregerTheSwede March 17, 2020
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Ghost scissor kicks

When two paraplegic lesbians take off their prosthetics and have sex.
Jill and Mary finally consummated their special gay marriage with undulating ghost scissor kicks.
by Chevitz July 21, 2014
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GG-ANG-SISMO

To describe an act of absolute Cringe, annoying behavior or otherwise just a frowned upon act
Markuz: AAAAAAHHHHHH
Everyone: Shut up you are literally GG-ANG-SISMO
by SISMO November 25, 2022
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