Sideburns

Uh. ..Tim Sutton.

Troy's a sloth lookin hoe.

Person 1: Marble Hornets?
Person 2: you brought your dog?
Person 3: I Timothy Christopher Sutton do not concent.

Tim: Sideburns bruh

by boredandlovintimsbestfriendBri February 21, 2019

sidebust

When playing an online shooting game, it is the act of killing someone who is distracted by being already engaged by another opponent. It is often used for killing an opponent of superior skill, or to steal kills from other players.

ie: Two players are fighting 1 on 1 in a game, and some Gmoney comes flying in from behind and sidebusts the one guy from behind, stealing the kill.

by AbandonAllHope June 22, 2012

Sideburn

When you finish haveing anal sex with someone and then slap them in the face with your cock leaving a "sideburn".

I totally nailed that chick in her ass and then drew a sideburn on her face with my dick.

by Sausage Wallet2011 March 3, 2011

sideburn

its when your joint burns down one side quicker than the other

watch that sideburn on the doob, get a lighter and sort it out!

by stonerbert January 10, 2010

Sideburn Drag

A painful dragging of the sideburn in a upward motion against the grain of the hair growth.
Example: Place your right hand on the top of a person's head and then extend your thumb down to make firm contact with the person's sideburn. In a swift action, drag your thumb in an upward motion while keeping your thumb tightly pressed upon the victim's sideburn. This action should cause the victim a brief moment of harmless yet amusing pain.

"Jason didn't think it was funny when Barry would sneak up and do the sideburn drag on him."

by Barry Agent January 12, 2005

Sidebusting

Indirectly talking crap to/about someone,

Instead of just saying the dress was too short, he kept sidebusting on the cellulite in her thighs

by cJustine June 17, 2018

long sideburns

Mahoonies, titties, boobs. Denniskaicheng style.

That girl has looooonnnnnggg....

Long what Dennis?

Long Sideburns!

by Humpty November 3, 2003