shwater

water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.

Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"

by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 20, 2010

Shwasted

Beyond wasted, extremely fucked up.

Guy1. Dude, are you drunk?

Guy2. Naw man, I'm shwasted

by motocross king 1989 September 7, 2011

Shhwasted

Being so drunk or wasted you have no idea whats going on.

Lets get shhwasted. (:

by baileybreeziee November 16, 2009

shasted

When one gets shit face wasted

I was so fuckin shasted last night I broke into a fat girls house and looked at her in the shower!

by Davrial Thomas August 29, 2006

schwasted

being so waster that you slur the word wasted thus becoming schwasted

bro #1: dude last night i was so schwasted i hooked up with the fugliest chick at the party

bro #2: BUMMER BRO!!!

by Nelsweezey May 14, 2008

shastard

a shastard is a shady ass bastard

Man that guy was a total shastard, He swindled me, without me even knowing

by jonny storm October 29, 2005

schwasted

The state of being drunk and high.

Dude, let's chief I wanna get schwasted

by the leahood gangstas September 30, 2006