Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

scrumptless

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scrumpdilyicious

Used as a word for something that looks exquisite.

Your ass looks scrumpdilyicious!

by Fart Marty November 12, 2021

brandon scrumptious

when someone looks scrumptious or sexy refer to them as brandon.

you’re looking very brandon scrumptious today

oh my god my crush is looking very brandon scrumptious today 😍

by fatherisme March 6, 2022

ding dong scrumpins

Fuckin'

Yeah, I heard the neighbors through the walls having some ding dong scrumpins

by moobler March 19, 2021

scrumped

The incorrect, yet oddly spot-on, past-tense of "scam." "Scrump" or "scrumped" was first defined by "30 Rock" character Tracy Jordan in December 2008.

"It turns out that Nigerian prince I've been e-mailing with is just a spam hoax. I got scrumped!"

by Laura24601 December 20, 2008