shrek

Alex Galperin
look at alex, he looks like shrek, we should get him a donkey
by G-Money February 28, 2004
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a green ogar disliked by many children because of his hideousness and has no friends. Spends most of his life stalking his next victims.
jimmy:yo did you see shrek today
Jessica:no but you better hide before you get shrekt
by someguy that u dont now April 13, 2017
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An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek
by Leeeeela November 16, 2014
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Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.
by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017
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by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018
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The HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe
¨Have you worshiped Shrek today
by Shreks´ daddy February 14, 2019
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Shrek is what I get up in the morning for, shek is love, shrek is life.
by Succ4Vbucc December 04, 2018
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