Shower cap
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
1. A rubberized garment designed to create a streamlined effect when synchronized swimming with your best pal Theodosius.
2. An act that takes place when a nasty hoe with a blown out pussy requests that your lovely noggin be placed just so inside her vaginal cave - Frequently requested by bar flies name Karen.
by Intertubes9000 May 1, 2020
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When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
by J-Krack November 7, 2012
Get the Toledo Shower Cap mug.A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023
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by Joseph.ita March 1, 2009
Get the [Showerspective] mug.Someone who constantly takes a shower or is known to lounge around in their pajamas or bathrobe. Most notably in seen in lazy old army generals.
Martha: Amos, you're such a showerpants!
Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!
Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.
Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
Amos: Now you're gonna get it. Fall in, sister! Ten hut!!!
Martha: Crazy guy. Lounging around in your pajamas and bathrobe all day. I don't know how you do it.
Amos: But I can't help it. I'm a lazy old showerpants!
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