Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019

Shmemories

When the poo blast dries on the area above the water line of the toilet bowl, creating a cement like poo substance that requires manual labor to remove.

I keep trying to laser blast last weeks shmemories with my pee but they won’t budge.

by Rtsketch June 8, 2021

Shoomoo

Gustavo’s favorite hamster

Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye

by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"

Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"

Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."

Ryan: "No, its real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules August 31, 2013

joe shomoe

A name of basically anybody. Being that you can call anybody this meaning they are just an average person

Nah, he is just some Joe shomoe.

by SteelCroix June 13, 2017

shoebox

A position of sleeping in which two people lie with heads at opposite ends of the bed, like shoes in a shoebox.

Dude, this bed is too small...let's shoebox!

by TayJay April 13, 2008

shemoose

A closeted homosexual who lives at home in his late thirties, sells used cars to pay for his Barry Manilow Greatest Hits CD, and thinks 56 year old women who have had gastric bypass surgery are "very attractive."

Emoose1940: IM 37 AND I STILL WANT TO GRAB A STICK AND GO OUT IN THE BACK YARD AND PLAY ARMY,,, BANG,,,, BANG,,, BANG

by Davey February 8, 2005