The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.
by Donkey Boner Jr June 11, 2009
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Examples of the shocker are:
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny
It's all something like that ;-)
Two in the easy, one in the sleazy
Two in the rung, one in the dung
Two in the pounder, one in the rounder
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the grasshole, one in the asshole
Two in the rug, one in the plug
Two in the frollicks, one in the bollocks
Two in the punk, one in the bunk
Two in the pump, one in the rump
Two in the shooter, one in the tooter
Two in the fucker, one in the pucker
Two in the cha-cha, one in the ka-ka
Two in the choo-choo, one in the poo-poo
Two in the spunk, one in the bunk
Two in the funk, one in the stunk
Two in the ponanny, one in the shit cranny
It's all something like that ;-)
by The Edge and friends December 30, 2005
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Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.
long live the shock-her.
by Anti December 30, 2004
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by Orlando May 25, 2004
Get the shocker with cheese mug.Basically just a shooter game that you play when you're bored at school and want to shoot people.
There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.
There are 4 classes, a sniper in which "Good" players use which can one shot, but the bullet travel cripples you. You got a shotgunner who's shotgun is worse than his pistol at close range. You have a guy with an Ak, not so bad, and is fun to use. Then you got the guy with a rocket launcher, run if he's good, you're gonna blow up.
Guy 1: Hey wanna play a game?
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.
Guy 2: Lets party up in shell shockers.io and shoot people.
Guy 1: Ok, sounds fun.
by BoredSchoolKid November 2, 2018
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Friend 1: Yo should we shower or pregame? we don't have time to do both
Friend 2: Lets shocktail it
Friend 1: Lets
Friend 2: Lets shocktail it
Friend 1: Lets
by bluekeylargo August 19, 2010
Get the shocktail mug.Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?
Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!
Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!
by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016
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