Shnaft

To lick or fondle ones anus

Joey shnafted every black man in the lockeroom

by shnaftmasta December 29, 2010

shnaft

Shnaft is the word used to tell someone that you want them to eat out your asshole

dude you can shnaft me now

"hey bro a good shnafting at 4 sound good?"

"ok bro ill will shnaft you then."

theres nothing like a good shnafting on the weekend

by the shnafter December 29, 2010

Sharfism

When using words that sound similar to the intended word. While similar these words are completely incorrect and usually made up. Commonly laughed at and used by rednecks. A bi-product of the Sharf bloodline.

Ex: Welp! They started up the cornbine.

The sharfism is "cornbine" which should have been "combine" which is a reference to the harvester used to harvest corn from a field.

Ex: The deer came straight out of the "cocktails". (Intended word was "cattails")

by The Good Old Boy July 11, 2017

schnarf schnarf

The noise that weird cat from the TV show thundercats made.

humantype cat - schnarf go get the catmobile
schnarf - SCHNARF SCHNARF!!( he says with glee)

by paintballking2050 February 11, 2009

Shnare

for the laugh, used in Limerick city, Ireland. Meaning a mad laugh, a session. A pleasant time.

Lets go get cans and listen to some choons for the shnare.

Lets call the lads there, get a shnare off 'em!

Shnare on boiiiis!

by insomniandrea11 March 7, 2012

shnaffle

A nip of alcohol. Usually taken before the cocktail hour. Often embibed whilst alone.

I'm going to have my usual Friday shnaffle.

by Welshy White April 12, 2007

Shnark

A combination of snark and shark. Sarcasm with a bit.

Also, Shnarky (adj) or Shnarkly (adv)

Her attempt at humer turned shnarky which got her fired.

by wayperson May 3, 2018