Shiterature

The stuff you read whilst on the bog

e.g.Learn Yerself Scouse, Little Compendiums full of knowledge, a lifestyle magazine, Readers Digest, Shiterature

by Pseudo Scouse March 3, 2009

shiterature.

Any piece of literature you read on the crapper.

Man, Readers Digest is some pretty boring shiterature.

by John Poopsmith October 15, 2010

shiterator

Any electric or lp-powered portable toilet used in marine or remote environments where plumbing is not practical to dispose of human waste. Its a shitter that burns the poo into ash when your done.

I really want to install a shiterator on my houseboat so I don't have to hire port-a-johnny to come and pump my shit out of a tank.

by thumbsupracing December 3, 2010

shiteration

It means that the moderation for, an online game is Shit.

Roblox has such shiteration. Like their Moderation is actual Shit.

by Pseudo Anounym February 14, 2021

Shitcoat

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.

"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"

by Captain Mauser January 8, 2022

shitcrete

A mixture of shit and quick drying concrete which sticks to the inside of the bog and requires a pneumatic drill to remove. Usually caused when kids eat too much junk food, and then launch a badly guided sub.

Just spent 10 minutes trying to remove a load of shitcrete from the bog after Felix dropped the kids off at the pool. The bog brush is in tatters.

by Scm73 July 30, 2023

shiterature

a bad/disliked book

from the combination of shitty and literature

"The Scarlet Letter is a grade A piece of SHITERATURE!"

by sixthree December 7, 2006