Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011

shervande

a person who is crazy, but nice to other's
usually a thing or human that looks like a child

that girl is so small she is a shervande

by Dmaxx1213 December 17, 2013

sherlandine

Is a person name whonis really rachett and nice at the same time. He/She can steal ya man/gurl at anygiven point. But is the best to be friends with. Is also a BOSS as BITCH.

Sherlandine is a real bitch.

by Crackhead😍 November 22, 2017

shallane

shallane is a beautiful human and she is also a baddie. shallane is very pretty and cute 😗 she will take your mans 🚫🧢 shallane is rich. 💰🔫

person: who is that?

person 2: that’s shallane, she is very smex 🥵
person: she is cute 😗

by natalie vooo October 18, 2019

shetland person

Another term to describe midgets. They are built in the same proportions as Shetland pony’s

I heard you fucked that shetland person you were chatting to a the bar the other night.

by Therealoat November 23, 2021

Shellenberger

To deeply research a problem and provide new solutions. What Michael Shellenberger is doing for California.

He shellenbergered the shit out of homelessness, and I'd providing excellent solutions.

by TeeCee_DF April 3, 2022

Shetland pony

An attention hoo’r who usually sports Louis Vuitton or Gucci but if she’s low income it’ll be Michael Kors or coach,is also a “woo!” Gurl that causes unnecessary drama where none needs to be, typically sends the “I just think it’s funny how...” texts

Yo, fam look at Gia, that bitch is such a Shetland Pony

by Jules Winnfield March 31, 2019