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Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.
That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..
by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010
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Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.
Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!
by karakarthia August 1, 2012
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Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015
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Gut shuffling

The insertion of a penis into the vagina in such a fashion that the womans guts are "shuffled".
"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"

"Thanks for the gut shuffling"

"Every day i'm shuffling"

"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
by mumfette December 5, 2011
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shearling

Coat that was in style in the 80's
Made from Animal Fur
Remember shearlings...I used to stab bitches for their shearlings - Weagle
by peewee2 July 7, 2005
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Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.
My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.
by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008
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shuffleing the deck

a slang word meaning masturbation

to shuffle the deck: to masturbate
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
by ianmcphee January 19, 2006
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