(n.) a safe haven for the living in a land of depraved people that have the wrong idea of how to give head
y'all will be up in the house in your shitty zombie fort and I'll have porn and a lifetime of beer on tap in my zomb shelter
by pleasedammit August 7, 2015
Get the Zomb Shelter mug.Used in some circles, mainly among stoners as The act of clumsily holding things between your thighs in close proximity to your crotch and trying not to drop them, while both you're hands are pre-occupied, usually with a bong and a lighter or a bag of Tostitos. This is fairly common when ones too high to understand that maybe the table next to them or even simply the floor is a more logical means of security for breakable items. When ones too stoned to remember that they're crotch-sheltering anything at all, or that they even put anything between their legs in the first place, this may result in something either crushing or dropping. That is how you break a bong. OR it can be used to call out someone either hogging the bong and not using it, or a bag of chips without eating it, while holding these things between their thighs.
Person 1: *finished bong hit* "person 2, I have the munchies, toss me the chips"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
Person 2: *tosses person 1 the chips*
Person 1: *starts muching away on the chips and places bong in between legs without using it*
Person 2: "person 1, I want a hit where's the bong?"
Person 1: "I don't know" *too stoned obviously at this point* *spends 20 minutes looking around the room for the bong*
Person 2:"you idiot, youre crotch-sheltering it!"
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I'd only have sex with her so I'm not sleeping on the streets. I'd only have Shelteral Intercourse with her.
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The most complex and interesting character of the lesbian TV show The L Word.
Plus, she's amazingly well played by the actress Mia Kirshner.
The most complex and interesting character of the lesbian TV show The L Word.
Plus, she's amazingly well played by the actress Mia Kirshner.
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sheater:- means shit eater. Someone who eats "shit"
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
You see a shit. You pick it up. You put it in your mouth. You chew it. You swallow it. You throw it back up.
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