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Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.
The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
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Sleather

The atmospheric condition in which sluts still go out to bars despite bad weather conditions with no regard to their own comfortability.
"Tom, did you see that lightning? I think some sleather is rolling in."

"Dude, the sleather is amazing tonight, we're going out no matter what."
by RyMan24 November 4, 2011
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Sweather

The proper way to spell "sweater."
Cool red sweatHer, vro.
Thanks, b. I dig yo sweatHer too, b :cryingfaceemoji: :100: :eggplant:
by Ornlu September 8, 2017
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dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.
Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.
by ammali September 30, 2009
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Sheath

adj: Describes a particularly shiny and soft head of hair.
Arul: Your sheath is looking prime today.
Laura: Gee, thanks! I washed it last night!

Maddy: Do you think I should cut my hair?
Laura: No leave it as it is, it's such a sheath!
by lozenge March 31, 2013
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Shather

Only people with a showerhead in their bathtub can have a shather. A shather occurs when a person starts off having a shower, then decides to sit down, plug the tub, resulting in a bath. After they've had enough of the bath, they stand up, drain the tub, and shower off before getting out. These are ultimately relaxing.
"I had a shather the other night when I got too tired to stand up in the shower. It was great."
by Whitney J November 17, 2005
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saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
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