A school in West Seattle where more than 75% of people have STD’s. You should go to this school if you want to get chlamydia from white girls who do cocain and Xanax on the daily.
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Many of Seattle’s neighborhood streets are so narrow that if cars are parked on both sides the remaining street is only wide enough for one car to drive through at a time. If two cars are facing each other down one of these streets one person will have to wait while the other drives through. It’s considered common courtesy to waive thanks if someone lets you drive through first. Often no one moves as they wait for the other person to go first. It’s the Seattle Standoff!
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The only team in NFL history to go to the playoffs with a 7-9 losing record and beat defending Superbowl champs.
Remember when Marshawn Lynch broke 8 tackles and the Seattle Seahawks booted the Saints out of the playoffs?
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"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."
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That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
That concert last night was definitely Shattering Rodents.
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Hipster 1: Hey, how do we get to Urban Outfitters from here?
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.
Hipster 2: Let me check my shatterphone.
Hipster 2: Ow! Owow! Ow! Ow!
Hipster 2: Uh, we go down the street and turn left at the blood smear.
Hipster 1: Deck.
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