seltzerholic

Somebody who is addicted to seltzer

Shortly after Jeremy's uncle died, Jeremy became a seltzerholic

by melikeseltzer December 22, 2020

seltzertime

The act of opening a can of your favorite carbonated water, while being wildly good looking. It’s more about the vibe, than the flavor.

Them: What time is it?

You: it’s SeltzerTime!

Them: Ok, but what time is the wedding?

You: it’s SeltzerTime!

by Dr. Duckchick November 23, 2021

Seltzer girl

A boy who prefers seltzers over beers

Who is the guy who brought all of the seltzers?

Oh thats connor the seltzer girl.

by Turbobunny14 May 22, 2022

Seltzer water Lesbian

A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!

Damn Neef walked in the bar she Seltzer water lesbian drunk!

by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024

Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.

by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019

orange seltzer

Trumps nickname when he gets too drunk.

yea, he's right orange seltzer is trumps drunk nickname.

by jack malack May 5, 2020

Alka Seltzer

A post prandial application of marijuana, swats , joint, after a good meal

Now that we don’t have the munchies anymore let’s have an Alka Seltzer , let’s vape wax !

by Zarendargar November 8, 2021