Spermicidal Mouthwash

Mouthwash specially medicated to kill 99.9% of all sperm after a blowjob.

Try New Listerine Spermicidal Mouthwash in Leafy Mint and new Mandarin Orange flavors.

by Red33mer January 20, 2013

suicidalcondom

Its when your condom doesnt want to work and you become daddy

Fuck i had a SuicidalCondom last night...she didnt take the pill..

by eliskan15 April 14, 2017

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

by zacattack September 16, 2019

Suicidaltortoise

The action of a tortoise walking in the middle of a threeway and succumbing to death

I was driving to work and almost crashed because of the suicidaltortoise in the road

by Turtinator May 1, 2020

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

sexocidal

dying for sex dude

man I'm feelin so sexocidal

by sexocidal October 14, 2008

suicidal people

Suicidal people are people who want to kill themselves...or have tried and survived...or maybe trying to commit suicide... they have there reasons why they want to...like me...so don't judge them or make fun of them because they are not living there are surviving...they barely go through there days...most of the time they cut themselves...burn... Or bruise themselves...for them this is there only way out...they like the pain...t

Suicidal people
Are just angels who want to go home...because there home sick.

by Twenty Øne llamas July 4, 2016