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Joachim Selvåg

A person who tells a joke and gets no respond, he could also be defined as less funny.
He could also be approached as the garbage king or fifaking.
by Legenden99 February 21, 2019
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Dirty Selvyn

Dirty Selvyn will fuck you until your pussy squirts milk so much that you will find God. The god of trees who will stick that fat log of his in your ass as you perform ahegao involuntarily from all the pleasure and then die.
I dropped acid with Dirty Selvyn last night and I'm pretty sure I want to have his babies.
by PussyMagnet420666 April 1, 2020
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Nikila Selvaraju

very annoying and unhinged individual. a person who sleeps all day and is very lanky. this person loves a rat named sumedha sundararaman and hates F1 and books.
Nikila Selvaraju has an affair with Sumedha Sundararaman
by ooga_booga28 October 18, 2023
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Selvey

Another term for Cockblock.

A Selvey is certainly not a team player.

A Selvey will certainly hate on your game, although you are friends and he eats your Cheez-its.

A Selvey will abandon his friends in the middle of the road for a low quality peace of pootang turned down by the health inspector. But! He will gladly forget his transgressions when the pussy rots and is carried away by maggots.

A Selvey will usurp your possesions without a second thought, like a desk or the above mentioned Cheez-its.

A Selvey shall die alone.
"WTF man!? You're such a fucking Selvey!!!"

Selvey's Friend - "Hey Selvey, I just found two girls to hang out with you, me, and Bob tonight"
A Selvey - "If the hottest one does not end up with me,
no one is getting laid"
by Iodax February 14, 2010
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Selvedge

Selvedge is a middle school where all the kids won’t shut up (like many places). Being emo is apparently a big joke and all the popular kids are dumb and short and a lot of them simp hard for that red hair singer guy (Ed sheeran)
Oh no it’s selvedge kids hide your Ed Sheeran posters or they will uh… I’m done here
by Frostyw1nter February 17, 2022
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makkal selvi

Actress Keerthy Suresh is fondly called as Makkal Selvi (People's treasure). She is a supremely talented actress and a charming persona. Her simplicity albeit being a huge star is always exemplary. These qualities made her one of the top most actresses in India and have earned her the tag 'Makkal Selvi'.
Makkal Selvi Keerthy Suresh 💗
by Belligerent Boy April 25, 2021
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y'all best break y'all selves

gangster jibberish (has no meaning)
use it to sound like a gangster
Y'all best break y'all selves
by Rosh April 20, 2003
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