originally conceptualized by the great visionary, chaos druid.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
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If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
If you have a joke chances are, he's heard it before. He'll give you a cold hard review and tell you it's cliche.
by Lyng på en dum ting March 25, 2022
Get the Per Christian Selmer-Andersen mug.A person who has been secluded from the darkness and evils of the world. Such as war, murder, suicide, abuse, cutting, rape, amputees, disease, drug abuse, gangsters and mafias.
A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.
Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
A person who is sheltered is usually naive, likely religious, and does not know how the world works in reality.
Sheltering your children is a terrible thing and unrecommended. It promotes unawareness and makes them more vulnerable to be taken advantage of by corrupt, evil and manipulative people.
The majority of people in America are pathetically sheltered.
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Get the sheltered mug.Similar to a Renthead, a Shelterholic is someone who is a huge fan of the 2007 here! Film, Shelter. Symptoms include watching Shelter repeatedly, feeling a deep personal connection to the fictional characters on the screen and knowing the soundtrack by heart. Extreme Shelterholism may result in sufferers spending hours on message boards analyzing movie details, daydreaming about being one of the gorgeous leads or feeling depressed about not finding the love of one's life as yet. Despite many attempts, a cure has not yet been found.
I cannot believe that I'm late to work for the second day in a row. I stayed up watching the BGLM over and over again last night. - I'm such a Shelterholic!
by Pink Gucci Suit February 18, 2010
Get the Shelterholic mug.A semi-country town located 15 miles from Louisville KY, in Southern IN. This town contains absoulutly nothing, and is crime free; except for the occational pull over. There is no entertainment, and teenagers tend to hang around gas stations and bridges to keep out of trouble.
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Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
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