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Jane Segismundo

The walking definition of an asshole in real life. Because her face is an ass and her mouth is a hole. So she's literally a walking asshole.
No one's a bigger asshole than Jane Segismundo
by Evilisallthingsyou June 17, 2022
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A Segovia

To be hit in the face by a large, double headed, black dildo causing a nose hemorrhage.
Everyone get out of the hot tub!!! Bryan just got a segovia and his nose is bleeding!
by @_OTableFlippers November 14, 2011
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serious shit

when a delorean hits 88 and travels through time
Doc Brown "when this baby hits 88 your gona see some serious shit"
by duderob92 June 20, 2011
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Serious Urban Dictionarian

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary
I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this
by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009
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Senior Assassin

A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.

The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.

In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.

Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!

Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
by Anon0143 June 11, 2018
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Senior Slap

When an older person makes condescending comments toward a younger person in a passive aggessive way, intending to make the younger person feel inferior due to their age.
I'm tired of being senior slapped by my boss; she's always telling me how much I don't know because I wasn't "born yet."
by JK Wordsmiths December 21, 2013
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tanja šego miketa

Omg it’s Tanja Šego Miketa(TŠM), let’s say hello!
by Cedr December 21, 2021
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