serious urbaner

one who over-thinks a definition of a word that was put on urbandictionary.com and degrade it.

Friend 1: "Dude read this!! Its really funny."

Friend 2: "Its not really funny. It doesnt even make sense."

Friend 1: "You are such a serious urbaner"

by StetsonRed October 2, 2008

Nefarious

Evil is just evil, but when it goes the extra mile into Bond villain territory, that's when it becomes nefarious.

She is nefarious when it comes to her friends.

by imyourjoy April 8, 2022

yahoo serious

A guy who is a complete fuckwit . Loud mouth, has a large crop of hair, and wears loud clothing.

Check out yahoo serious over there! How can anyone take him seriously

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

for serious

it’s like bro are you serious ? a mix of for real and serious 🤔

“she literally just told me it happened biatch”

and i go “are you for serious?”

by cxforseriouscx June 1, 2019

I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.

Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!

by Hankscolts November 13, 2011

Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.

Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."

by Crahan September 12, 2008

serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.

Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."

by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007