Textual Seduction

To flirt with and/or seduce someone through text messaging, whether they are in a relationship or not.

Spoof of Snoop Dogg's "Sensual Seduction" with my phrase:

"She might be with him, but she's texting with me, me, meeeee.
We gon' text from the mall, we gon' text while we eat, eat, eaaaat.
So we can have a Textual Seduction.
Textual Seduction ooh! whoa!"

by Dave Egner January 4, 2009

seducation

the education and knowledge of seduction, usually learned through experience.

Tina has a strong seducation; she's always manipulating men.

by livila10 July 8, 2011

Seussesque

In a Dr. Seuss manner; can also be substituted for anything sounding like Seuss.

Today I went to the store
It was such a bore
but I needed more
apples, maybe four
How very Seussesque

Tom & Linda are totally banging, I hear she's great at Seussesque.

by Daxtamuke November 15, 2010

Seductive Tree

The tree of Knowledge(The apple tree from the bible)

Eve could not resist the seductive tree.

by The raddest person ever March 4, 2009

counter-seductive

when somebody tries to do things to appear more desirable and fails to the most negative degree.

friend1:man! you see ol' girl's ass in that outfit? she's killin' em!

friend2:but really did you see the 80 layers of make-up? sooo counter-seductive...

by Korbin Pheenix January 26, 2009

Dr Seussed

When you take LSD and engage in sexual relations. The hallucinogenic effects create double vision so you see multiple people penetrating your orifices .

-Fuck man- I totally got Dr Seussed last night by Chloe after Bass Nectar.

-What do you mean ?
-She was riding me reverse cowgirl and all of a sudden there were 3 of her and her ass turned into her face!
-Gnarly!

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

pink valley of seduction

Used to describe the female genetalia or vagina

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007