Seducive

Like seductive, but infinitely shrexier.

Fish: My good sire, your toes are looking positively seducive as they shine in the moonlight tonight.
Mr. Toe: Indubitably

Fish: ( gazes at the flock of swine swaying gently in the breeze, one drifts down to suckle gently on Mr.Toe's toes)
Mr.Toe: Scat mere swine, you aren't holy enough to caress my toes.
Swine 1: (gasps in Swine)

by Dr.Todd February 7, 2022

Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

by Just the guy with the name September 16, 2021

Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best pun ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019

Seduce

No I'm not trying to actully seduce Taylor Swift you fucking retard. Why would you actually think that?

Hym "Unless it worked. Yu-Gi-Oh cards are expensive and I do not make enough money to keep up with the meta. But seriously, I would love to meet the chick that THIS would seduce."

by Hym Iam May 4, 2024