sorry sobber

A person who is used to say sorry profusely for trifling mistakes all the while trying to retain her place in your good books.

Having missed to send the invite to me, Raj, being such a sorry sobber was in his most apologetic mood during lunch.

by srizah September 27, 2011

Jenny Seiber

Girl who sleeps on toilet

Omg! Jenny Seiber is asleep on the toilet again.

by Dme9750 September 30, 2018

The seibert

The act of ejaculating in ones hand to throw it at some one

Gave my girl the seibert last night after sex

by I’ll Ian May 24, 2019

sobbers

An alternatives to sob, used when sad.

‘I won’t be getting the money today, sobbers’

by UnknownUser8382 July 14, 2022

Altoid Seibert

same as the Seibert, only the female performs the act with one or more Altoids in her mouth

The Seibert was awesome, but the cool tingle provided by the Altoid Seibert added a whole new dimension.

by Solo February 15, 2004

Seibert

Same as the Altoid Seibert, but without the Altoids.

The Altoid Seibert's cool tingle was a wonderful sensation. The Seibert was also nice but lacked the added coolness that makes the Altoid Seibert so special.

by BiggieUSC August 12, 2006

Sebbers

God of partying, doritos and "Brick's Burgers". He is a phenomenal being of light, radiating his love and affection onto everything he glances at. Not only will his presence immediately light up a room's mood, but Sebbers is one of the world's greatest intellectuals. Furthermore, he is a young and athletic stallion, who drops the ladies' panties with a click of his nimble fingers.

Girl #1: Have you heard about the omnipotent being of light who resides freely among us on this planet?
Girl #2: You must be talking about Sebbers!
Girl #1: Yes, I heard he railed the entire female demographic of Italy, Spain and France! I wish he would rail me!

by God3124 December 16, 2021