scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

scruffy sack

When you balls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and shit

This kid named Jeff looks like a scruffy sack

by JefferyN h8er October 6, 2016

Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.

I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!

by The auto tech December 7, 2016

Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.

Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.

by Anharris May 23, 2017

Scruffaluffakiss

An aquatic nomadic human who can consume 2x his bodyweight in crapes. Sleeps approximately 10-19 hours daily. The closest known relation is a Sloth. Discovered originally in 1994 there are relatively docile unless agitated. They may look snuggly and cuddly DO NOT disrupt a sleeping scruffaluffakiss.

Help!! That scruffaluffakiss is slowly coming towards my crape!

by Scruffaluffakiss Handler December 16, 2017

scruffy

megan mccabe

megan mccabe is scruffy

by Hazel Gallagher November 8, 2019

Scruffy McGruffy

A Scruffy McGruffy is a dog that has a partially messy hairdo and doesn’t seem to have a care in the world. They are laid back for the most part, but deep down, they would do anything to protect you.

There’s my little Scruffy McGruffy!!

by Yamp and Dex January 4, 2020