Schock

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

scorching soup

Male ejaculant, after putting it in the microwave

Bob poured scorching soup in his wife’s face

by Brian 2.0 October 5, 2018

scracne

Scracne is acne on the scrotum.

You can get scracne for the same reason you get regular acne, bad hygeine or genetics and it's not harmful.

Ethan: Hey Dominic, wanna swordfight?

Dom: Nah man, I'm embarassed of my scracne.

Ethan: No worries homie it's perfectly normal, now bring that shlong over here! 😈

Dom: ¡Omw papí!

by goof stuff June 2, 2020

scorchio

The term used to describe Spanish weather in the Fast Show's Channel 9 sketch. It was always 'scorchio' (accompanied by the appropriate symbol of a sun) except for one episode, when it was cumulus nimbus, making Paula the weather girl cry.

"xxx...scorchio!" (where xxx is a place name, repeat until you've covered the entire country)

by Superfrog March 8, 2004

Scrob

It's a Newfoundland term, which is, more or less, synonymous with the verb "(to) scratch." This term, however, is not used as broadly. Instead, "(to) scrob" is most commonly used when referring to the action of scratching a person.

"The cat scrobbed me!"

"He scrobbed me with his sharp nails!"

by Breex2 December 6, 2011

Finger Scorcher

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.

zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.

by Lyons954 November 30, 2011

scrackley

1;Someone who's obviously strung out on crack.
2;Scrackley people have eyes bulging out,hair a mess,bad hygene,the look of a crackhead that doesn't care anymore.
3;acting desperate for crack.

She's scrackley looking.
Look at that scrackley mothafucker.
Watch your back around frank.He's been acting scrackley.

by Tha Grunks January 20, 2006