City Scraper

A young (wannabe) professional living in London who likes to indulge in the City life but can barely makes ends meet due to the high living costs.

Toddler: Daddy, why is that man lying in the street?He smells like wee and has chocolate on his face?

Father: That's MJ son. He spent too many years as a City Scraper.........and I don't think that's chocolate

by B85 November 28, 2013

Paint Scraper

A girl who wears to much make-up, to the point wear it should be removed by a paint scraper

Snooki is a total paint scraper

by asianK December 29, 2011

poo scraper

term used to define the anal sex one would have with a guy with a pronounced bent cock

girl be careful with that one, he gotta a poo scraper

by Loose dolly February 19, 2010

ice scraper

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates in the exact spot on the woman's back which is impossible for her to reach. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. The same effect can be reached by spreading the cum all over by hand...this variation is called the Zamboni.

That ice scraper should keep her busy for awhile.

by unsavery January 6, 2006

Taint Scraper

Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.

That bitch is such a taint scraper, she was licking my balls and she went south!

by Patrick Schnarr October 20, 2005

ball scraper

A dump so big it reaches from your anus to the bottom of the toilet. When you pinch it off, the turd falls over and scrapes your balls.

Also see Venti #3.

I was constipated all weekend. Went to Starbucks this morning, got a Venti. Just dropped a ball scraper and now I feel much better... aside from having poop under my balls.

by trenta holmes April 6, 2011

Horn Scraper

(Horn Scrape -* err) - /n - A person completely willing to do any demeaning and completely non-dignifying act on themselves in the eyes of their peers, so as to be slightly noticed by a superior, in hopes of advancement.

Acts include such things as fellatio, turd sniffing, boot licking, doing laundry (including pickup), telling superiors they play a fatherly figure in life when in fact they are only years apart.

Private: Man do you see how much time he has been spending around the Master Sergeant lately?
Specialist: Yea he is trying to get promoted!
Private: What a fuckin' Horn Scraper!!!

by WeenSauce March 17, 2009