scrumple

To scrunch and crumple.

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.

>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.

by elemental May 7, 2005

scrambler

A drug runner; A drug courier; especially from DelMarVa area of the East Coast

Scrambler comes here once a month to provide us with llello

by Conrad July 26, 2003

side scramble

Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.

"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."

"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"

by ShanaShawna March 12, 2008

scrumple

A rave in the west country of England (preferably somerset or Devon), usually to the musical stylings of the wurzels or similar.

"Dave, you coming to the scrumple tonight?
"I can't Terry, I'm bulling my luvver tonight, I'm right plimming up!

"That scrumple last night was bitchin', I were proper fucked on scrumpy"

by scrumbler May 20, 2014

Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

seat scramble

Something you may call if you're with a bunch of seat checking nazis. If more than half the people agree to the seat scramble, all current seat checks are void.

So the ten of us got up to shoot some hoops at halftime, and seat checks were called. As we were heading in, Jon called a seat scramble, and everybody started grabbing new seats. Because of it, I ended up losing my massaging recliner.

by jrod June 18, 2004