Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.
Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
The act of attempting to tell a joke and disrupting yourself by either: laughing at your own joke; stuttering; or forgetting where you were going with it.
- This can also be used for comebacks to getting shredded in the group chat.
Work: Did you hear Josh try to say a comeback to Dan's sick burn? He totally Scram Japed it.
A term, mostly with negative connotation, used most commonly in the penitentary, more specifically in NYC and State prisons. It is basically a jail expression for "I don't know you from Adam." Referring to a person who the inmate, or person, is unaffiliated or unaware of. To call somebody Scram Boogie is pretty much a dis as it indicates that you are an unknown, a nobody, undeserving of props.
You gonna lend a pack to ScramBoogie...how you know that nigga even got commissary?