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Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.
Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008
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canadian somersault

when you are fucking someone up the ass and you shoot a/their dog.
"I did a canadian somersault at the dog kenel, and now im being sued by the owners.
by selffej August 15, 2006
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Schmerger

A make-out slut. Loves to slip the tongue never finish the job. A mans kryptonite.
1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.

2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger

3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
by D-Baggger October 11, 2008
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spomerific

completely 1337
That new server design was so freakin' spomerific.
by Vertigo January 8, 2004
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somersa

Completing 3 or more challenges in one night.
Patrick: WOAH! I did the milk, cinnamon, and double gulp challenge tonight!

Mark: That's a Somersa!
by McGuffie September 20, 2009
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somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.
I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.
by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011
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