by flubbadubbafish February 3, 2013
Get the Wellington, Somerset mug.A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.
Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.
I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.
Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!
I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.
Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!
by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008
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Get the canadian somersault mug.1.Wow, what the fuck dude, did the girl kyle seriously just get with osh, hewitt and the shmister in under an hour. Thats pretty impressive, but that makes her a fucking schmerger.
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
2. I'm so pissed right now. I was gettin with that girl for like 2 months and she hasnt touched my bird yet. What a schmerger
3. Fucking schmerger!!!!!
by D-Baggger October 11, 2008
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Get the somersa mug.I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.
by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011
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