Scloinch

An insult. To refer to someone who just got sat on or squished (by another person or thing)

That dude just got Scloinched by that manatee!!

by Sliimetown February 18, 2022

schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

Sconce

Noun

Someone sexually attracted to undercooked baked goods. Not to be confused with a masterbaker

I caught max masturbating to Mary Berry, what a sconce!

by Crusty Johnson May 11, 2022

Scronch

A cheesy substance found in the folds of an uncircumcised penis.

I had to break up with Dan, his junk was covered in scronch.

by Scronch hating Megan July 31, 2006

Sconced

to be really, really fucking high.

Dude! Last night I was so sconced I watched Dora the Explorer for 4 hours!

by TheGanjMaster April 3, 2010

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019

Schonch

a vehicle, typically of a smaller size used for handicapped people or vegetables but can be of any size

“Goddamn, that’s high-budget schonch!!” “Yeah, look at the bags on it!”

by FatCrocodile April 6, 2019