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Schmearquad

the correct way to say okay in mhermerknees
“My pregnancy test came back negative.”

“Schmearquad.”
by mherm_queenie February 27, 2023
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Hammer Schmear

A little dollop of thick smegma under the penile foreskin.
She looked so pretty with a bit of my hammer schmear on her upper lip.

I need to wash the hammer schmear a little better. It stinks.
by Dick Onchin October 13, 2020
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Scheeaauunn

Weird and stupid way to say "sure". Derives it's orgin from the german word "schon" which literally means "already".

Scheeauunn is often used in southern parts of germany.

is frequently confused with "Scheuunnn" which means beautiful.
Man she's so horny! I can't wait to take her from behind!

- Scheeauunn!!
by pyro August 9, 2004
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schpeale

someone's repeated talk. mainly BS
He's saying his schpeale again. He's on about his shpeale again.
by alexv September 4, 2006
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schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"
by dialate June 8, 2004
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Schmeagle

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.
That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.
by ademitchell September 18, 2012
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Schmeaded

A general word used to describe a multitude of things that defy explanation. Can be a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb, adjective. Use is similar to Smurf from the 80's hit cartoon show The Smurf's. Can also be used in various forms ala schmeading, smeaded, smeading, schmeader, etc.
Dude you've just been schmeaded!
by MPREZYA September 25, 2005
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