schwellgoogle

Staring at a computer for hours upon hours surfing the Internet and nothing meaningful gets done despite insistence of how hard you worked all day.

He schwellgoogled for 10 hours today on his MacBook and not a damn thing got done today.

by Ohyeahr July 4, 2016

Schwilly

A drunk, To be a drunk.

I am queen Schwilly!

by Schwilly February 14, 2005

schwillhaused

the superior form of drunkeness. the pinnacle of everything that is booze. derived from schwill , but is clearly better and much more fun to say.

"After finishing the bottle of courvoiser, the ladies were so schwillhaused that an abrupt orgy started."

"So, why did you get arrested last night?

Well, i was just real schwillhaused so i punched a cop"

by Saint Hugo November 28, 2009

Shwillied

To be stoned, drunk, bombed, WHACKED; inebriated in any sort of way.

I was walking home from a mountain party with my buddies from Jim Thorpe. We each drank a bottle of SoCo and smoked all night, we were shwillied in da skook, man!

by KwaizyKris December 2, 2009

schwoll

Being big and muscular. Having a serious dedication to weightlifting.

Bob: Joe sure works out alot.
Jim: Yeah. He's tryin' to get schwoll.

by 20_sided_eric August 3, 2011

ralf schwidlewski

The most amazing person ever addressed as the sexiest and funniest man alive.

Girl 1: "who is that"
Girl 2: "Ralf Schwidlewski"
Girl 1 and 2: "omg he's so hot"

by RalfCKS October 18, 2020

schwirly

A name usually used to identify different females who are not worth remembering by name. In case of multiples, they are assigned numbers.

my friend : "say dog wheres our bro at?"
me : "I think he's with schwirly6"

by heimy January 6, 2009