schimpf

(v.) to get strung out on a FUCK ton of drugs in a really short amount of time and get fuuuuucked uuuuuuup

(n.) the state of mind in which one has been schimpfing

He was in schimpf mode at that party, he was upstairs hittin that nitrous all night after doin a shit ton of yay

by tha tin man April 25, 2011

scrump

a dwarf

You're the vile little scrump, if anyone is.

by chickencherrycola June 17, 2015

schupid

The West Indian way of saying Stupid

Yuh rass schupid or wha???

by JnFEzE November 5, 2003

schupdog

anybody who answers your question with a question

Costin: How long does it take for the salt to dissolve on the membrane?

Schupdog: How long DOESN'T it take?

by zimbabewmudachocka May 16, 2009

Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

by skipbee April 22, 2010

Santa Scrump

Having sex with a larger fat white man.

Man! I walked in on Linn getting Santa Scrumped by the Janitor!

by ~2` June 20, 2011

scrump couch

Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.

Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!

by Ternative December 3, 2006