The Schneider Effect

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.

Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!

by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009

Schneiderize

To borrow something from a friend and not return it.

Todd Schneiderized my CD.

by BHobbs February 10, 2010

Schneider egg

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang

I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!

by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

schnerk

The process of performing a sexual act that is executed by a man standing above a woman who places his testicles between her breasts. While she squeezes them together, locking them in place, the man then spins around, twisting his balls like a rope. The act then finishes with the women releasing her grip, spinning the testicles around until they return to their natural formation.

I can't wait to schnerk those huge tees.
That was a great schnerk session.
Robert schnerked Dr. CL and lost his scholarship

by oohmmamma November 17, 2009

pooper schnicker

The word coined by wordTom/word

It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.

I got nothin'.

by larstait October 28, 2003

schneider

Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so it is someone who lives in Germany.. and is trying to make a living by making shoes while running away from the nazi's in the shoes they have made. it is also someone who knows how to pronounce many consonants in a row in a single word, without sounding like a dumbass

Taylor means shoe-maker in English, and Schneider means shoe-maker in German. so sucks if your name is Taylor Schneider

Schneider is pronounced SHHHHneider....NOT ssssssneider

by SOMEONEschneider April 3, 2008